The Big Wheel

To Boldly Go!

2010-05-19T13:39:00.001+02:00

Summer Picnics

2008-11-18T11:30:00.001+02:00

Cash Crisis!

2008-10-16T10:45:00.000+02:00

Is the US dollar going the way of the ZIM dollar??

Current Affairs

2008-08-28T11:01:00.001+02:00

Errmm....

2008-08-01T15:22:00.000+02:00

It's Like Braille!!

2008-06-23T18:24:00.001+02:00

Shaved Rabbit?

2008-05-05T14:14:00.001+02:00

Wanna Wiener??

2008-04-16T16:24:00.000+02:00

One Fine Day!

2008-04-02T14:06:00.001+02:00

Is March the month of the Wedding March??

2008-03-17T13:52:00.002+02:00

Time for a change!

2008-03-03T18:07:00.001+02:00

Is this week getting to you yet?

2008-02-22T12:59:00.002+02:00

Shaking that Ass!

2008-02-20T10:21:00.001+02:00

Not to be confused with Dromedary Digit

2008-02-13T09:48:00.002+02:00

The Element of Sloth

2008-02-07T11:17:00.000+02:00

Research in South Africa has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it anatomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 5 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical level of concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as criticalmorass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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2008-02-05T01:47:00.000+02:00

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Google Earth SA Style

2008-01-22T09:51:00.000+02:00

Google-Lethu

On Blogging vs Stalking

2008-01-17T09:46:00.000+02:00

Now the thing with publishing a blog is that you never know who may be reading, watching your every post.

So are you a blogger or a stalker??

Mysteries of the Male Minds.

2008-01-15T17:28:00.000+02:00

I'm wiping the slate clean, starting this year with no preconceptions or opinions whatsoever.

The brain has had it's reset button pressed.

So who are you again?

Spice Up Your Christmas Turkey!

2007-12-18T12:53:00.000+02:00

Well Ho, Ho, Ho to all ye bloggers!
May you all enjoy a succulent turkey this Xmas season!

The Lego Strikes Back!

2007-12-04T16:22:00.000+02:00

This is probably the funniest clip I've seen in years!

Why the English so like Curry!

2007-11-09T10:20:00.000+02:00

Apparently you can add Apples & Oranges!

2007-11-06T11:07:00.000+02:00

Wanna Play Some Poke Her!

2007-10-26T11:05:00.001+02:00

Rugby Fever

2007-10-22T10:26:00.001+02:00

To translate for those who don't speak this particular brand of Afrikaans:

Don't worry dear, I'm at the rugby.

I will bring the bread, milk & worldcup home next week.

Don't ya just wish that.....

2007-10-15T11:48:00.000+02:00

On-line Counselling!

2007-10-10T11:52:00.000+02:00

Adding to Year-End Student Stress!

2007-10-02T09:55:00.000+02:00

Why IT guys invented spellcheckers!

2007-09-26T11:27:00.000+02:00

Sperm Smugglers

2007-09-21T13:00:00.000+02:00

US Sperm Banks Running Low on European Sperm
A ban on European sperm imports by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in the United States in 2005 means that the supply of European sperm is starting to run low. The ban was put in place because of Mad Cow Disease.
European fertility experts have said the ban is ridiculous as "There's no evidence to show that mad cow disease can be transmitted in human semen." Others said some screening for the risk of mad cow is necessary, but a full ban is not.

Potty Training

2007-09-11T13:21:00.000+02:00

Identity Crisis

2007-09-05T10:25:00.000+02:00

For those of you who don't know, the South African Home Affairs government department is responsible for issuing identity documents. Unfortunately, they appear to be getting their wires a bit crossed from time to time.

Low Tech Addiction

2007-08-30T10:36:00.000+02:00

Tongue Tied!

2007-08-27T09:59:00.001+02:00

Why I've possibly been feeling sick

2007-08-22T13:32:00.000+02:00

When last have you tried that new Chinese spot?
Maybe a bit of Thai is your style?
Possibly even had a bit of an Indonesian fetish?
Ever wondered why that side of town has no stray animals?

Life is really sad when....

2007-08-15T11:10:00.000+02:00

High Tide Fashion

2007-08-03T12:29:00.000+02:00

Just because the winter rains flooded your house, is does not excuse you from remaining fashionable!

Submarine Racing!!

2007-07-26T11:24:00.000+02:00

Not really a spectator sport, is it??

Shock-Horror

2007-07-16T13:28:00.000+02:00

At Thirst Glance!!

2007-07-10T17:41:00.000+02:00

Lip Service

2007-07-05T12:38:00.000+02:00

For Peas, who a seems to be having problems with lockjaw.

Maybe it's all the biltong, but then again, maybe it's something else.

Our World Today: Institutional Paranoia

2007-07-03T11:23:00.000+02:00

Paranoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat. In the original Greek, παράνοια (paranoia) simply means madness (para = outside; nous = mind) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state.
Paranoia is distinct from phobia, which is more descriptive of an irrational and persistent fear, usually unfounded, of certain situations, objects, animals, activities, or social settings. By contrast, a person suffering paranoia or paranoid delusions tends more to blame or fear others for supposedly intentional actions that somehow affect the afflicted individual

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia

Sound Advice

2007-06-25T16:35:00.000+02:00

Toys for Boys

2007-06-18T13:08:00.000+02:00

Following on from the previous blogger meet organised by the guys from Ostendo, the Women of Ostendo have taken it upon themselves to arrange the next meet, as it appears that they think this task is best left to people who know what they're doing.

At this meet, both Daedalus and Chewy were caught on film checking out some breasts. It does appear though that their attempted voyeurism was somewhat unsuccessful. It seems that they may both need a bit of help when trying to get up-close-and-personal with these objects of their affection.

Therefore, we will present them with design blue-print for the following contraption in hopes that it will increase their chances of success.

Funny shit I've encountered!

2007-06-14T10:12:00.000+02:00

Phrase of the day
* AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Blog Addiction

2007-06-04T16:17:00.001+02:00

This picture was taken a the recent Blogger Meet. Apparently one of the bloggers there present made full use of the time at hand, thereby ensuring that even those not present could participate.

I seems that just meeting other bloggers is not enough; you have to actually blog about it to feel fulfilled.

Ought to trade her!

2007-05-23T16:23:00.000+02:00

The Power of Prayer

2007-05-21T15:15:00.000+02:00

Apparently some of my friends may be a lot more religious than I first assumed.

Drunken Leprechauns

2007-05-18T11:22:00.000+02:00

People who love Pussy!

2007-05-15T11:27:00.000+02:00

Todays shout-out goes to our favourite pussy lover (interpret that any way you like), the poker playing hustler (umm... or is that poke her) Chew the Cud a.k.a Chewy a.k.a Tom

Those of you who want to see him in action should probably attend the next Mid-Winter Blogger Meet, but here's a sneak preview of what you can expect to see.

Now we all know that he is somewhat partial to cheap Mozambican Rum, well everything comes at a price..........

Joining the fray!!

2007-05-10T14:48:00.000+02:00

Now the last few days have seen many bloggers doing shout outs to other bloggers they have identified with, read often, call friends or just generally like.

Now as opposed to waxing lyrical or at length about all thoses often I interact with , I'm going to start posting pics that I think relate to or sum up particular personalities I have encountered.

It should be a bit tongue-in-cheek, so enjoy it

First up is : Daedalus Goes to the Beach!!

Shit Street

2007-05-07T13:05:00.000+02:00

Career Guidance Gone Wrong

2007-05-03T11:56:00.000+02:00

Do you clench your ass when nervous??

2007-04-26T13:35:00.000+02:00

Does you office have any pet mushrooms?

2007-04-18T12:09:00.000+02:00

Snaps on a Plane

2007-04-16T10:04:00.000+02:00

Here wishing The Granny Wrangler a fun filled flight back home!

New Anti Crime iPOD coming - iJack !!!

2007-04-10T10:46:00.000+02:00

iPod Stops AK-47 Round, Saves Soldier in Iraq
Kevin Garrad, a soldier serving in Iraq with the American 3rd Infantry Division, owes his life to his iPod after the the device stopped a round from an AK-47 while sitting in his upper left chest pocket.

While on patrol in Tikrit Garrad went around a corner only to be confronted with an armed insurgent. The two exchanged fire at point-blank range leaving the insurgent dead and Garrad unwounded but without music.

At short range a 7.62x39mm calibre bullet fired from an AK-47 would stand a good chance of penetrating standard-issue body armour. Adding to his luck it is reported that Apple may replace the damaged device.

Source: tech.monstersandcritics.com

PS.> Happy Hyperglycemic Shock to all you Easter Egg lovers!!!

Hooliganism goes Virtual

2007-04-05T09:30:00.000+02:00

So what happens when their teams lose a game? Do they now go and trash someones website as opposed to destroying some shopfront window.

Do the supporters hack the opposing fanclub website?

Instead of throwing stones at the police, do they send spam?

Rather then running drunk and disorderly through the streets, do they just post a video clip on YouTube of them puking?

Do you have any other ideas?? What do you think?

Umm...got nothing to say??

2007-04-03T09:06:00.000+02:00

Ode to a Wheelclamp

2007-03-30T10:20:00.000+02:00

'I did not look, I did not care, I though I'd just park anywhere.
Surely you don't need such a large bay to park a wheelchair?
While you park your wheelchair here, how do you get around?Do you carry a spare chair?
Or do you walk around meaning your not really disabled?'

All frustrating thoughts as I angrily stomped forth looking for the hostage-taker who had shackled my vehicle. Ransom or extortion, you choose, but pay it I must..damn

Note to self: print copy of disabled sticker for vehicle - Disability 'Signally Challenged'

Meaning: I didn't see your bladdy sign!

Lead Free Milk!!

2007-03-23T12:48:00.000+02:00

Berlin - German scientists have developed a pill that stops cattle breaking wind.Methane emissions from cattle are responsible for four percent of harmful greenhouse gas emissions, and any reduction would be a major contribution to reducing global warming.

Scientists at the University of Hohenheim in Germany say they have now tested a pill which in combination with a special diet and strict feeding times should make cattle less harmful to the climate.

The pill, which is still being tested, breaks down the methane in the cows' stomachs, and also has health benefits for the cattle.

Winfried Drocher, head of the faculty for animal nutrition at the university, said: "It will make this energy available for the cows' metabolism.

The cattle can use the methane to produce glucose instead of just passing it out and it will enable them to produce more milk."The only problem at the moment is that the pill is about the size of a fist, which is hard to persuade the cows to swallow."It needs to be this big as it dissolves slowly, releasing active ingredients over several months.

Our aim is to increase the well-being of the cows and to reduce the emission of greenhouse gasses," said Drocher.

Ananova.com

Make me HAPPY??

2007-03-21T11:20:00.000+02:00

BBC Children's Presenter Signs "I'm Fucking to See You"

BBC presenter Justin Fletcher who plays CBeebies character Mr Tumble has made a rather embarrassing error on the television program Something Special which has left parents across the UK outraged.
Fletcher attempted to sign "I'm happy to see you" to greet deaf viewers.

Unfortunately for the presenter the signs for 'happy' and 'fucking' are quite similar and he signed the wrong one in his greeting.

Jamie Miller from the Royal National Institute for the Deaf was watching the program with his 5-year-old daughter. "Katie, who is learning sign language, asked what the gesture meant. I didn't know what to tell her," he said.

Source: www.ananova.com

To Unlock Press......

2007-03-19T17:50:00.000+02:00

He Shoots, He Score....an Own Goal??

2007-03-16T13:16:00.000+02:00

Sperm Donor's Children Win Share in Estate
In a case that raises questions about the legal rights of thousands of sperm donors the NSW Supreme Court has ruled that Willem Wijma's sperm donor children had a claim to his estate and granted one of them administration of the estate.
Wijma, who died six years ago, left an estate of approximately $500,000. His children from his marriage claim that the sperm donor children ramsacked their house, stolen the will, and plucked a hair for DNA testing from their father in the morgue.
Wijma was asked by a woman to secretly donate sperm due to her husband's infertility. He never paid any support and the woman's husband believed the children were his. Their mother told them who their biological father was after her husband's death.

So here's the question, what are your views on the ethical and legal implications of sperm donation?..and does fellatio count??

Do you have to make sure she spits so that it does not come back to bite you in the ass years later?

Revolving Lager???

2007-03-14T10:09:00.000+02:00

Entire Fire Department Quits After Banning On-The-Job Drinking

Townspeople in Port Leamington, Newfoundland and Labrador are demanding the resignation of their mayor after he banned the fire department from being able to drink on the job. The 30-year-old practice has been banned for almost a year now.

“Not even in my worst dreams could I imagine this. It’s been a rough two months,” said Mayor Robert Elliot. “We had motorcades go through town here in protest. I've had them in front of my door here for over 20 minutes, the horns blowing,” he added.

They've also barricaded him into his office. Elliot says there were instances of firefighters going on calls drunk, but opponents say it's overblown, saying there are always enough of them that aren't. He's given in and now allows it 3 days a week.

The Blog Effect

2007-03-12T13:16:00.000+02:00

Is Prozac just not doing it for you?

2007-03-06T13:11:00.000+02:00

Semen: Nature's Anti-Depressant

According to one researcher, semen has anti-depressant properties. "Semen appears to act as an antidepressant in women," said psychologist Gordon Gallup, PhD. "In our studies, women who have unprotected sex have lower levels of depression."
The doctor added that there was no difference in depression scores between women having heterosexual sex with condoms, lesbian sex, or not having sex at all.
"Women [who have sex] without condoms are also more likely to fall victim to the rebound effect following the breakup of their relationship," said Gallup, suggesting that there is a withdrawal effect when semen exposure stops.

Junk Food

2007-03-05T11:06:00.000+02:00

Career Counselling

2007-03-02T09:36:00.000+02:00

Jelly Oohh Babies!!

2007-02-28T11:24:00.000+02:00

The Abominable Ostendo

2007-02-26T15:24:00.000+02:00

How do you know when Daedalus has visited?

Double Trouble!!

2007-02-23T10:02:00.000+02:00

This is for Peas who focusing on multi-themed posts.

..and this one is for Champs and Jam. Look girls! Puppies!!

The Off-Side Rule

2007-02-22T10:58:00.000+02:00

Sexual Hair-rasment

2007-02-16T10:22:00.000+02:00

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to lodge a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,

"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith ............, the dwarf."

Normal is a matter of perspective!

2007-02-12T16:11:00.000+02:00

Strategic Withdrawal

2007-02-06T11:39:00.000+02:00

Updated!!
Bush’s Approval Rating Lower than Getting Kicked in the Balls
A recent CBS poll has President Bush’s comprehensive approval rating at 28%. He is just 4 points away from former President Nixon’s all time low of 24% and we have faith he can take that crook’s record.

To put this in context, a list of other things with a 28% approval rating included Kelly Osbourne, a wall on the Mexican border, and cottage cheese.

Things with a higher approval rating include Kevin Federline (45%), stepping in dog poo (35%), and getting kicked in the balls (41%).

Pubic Service Announcement

2007-02-05T10:34:00.000+02:00

Pulling the piss

2007-01-31T10:26:00.000+02:00

Heat Wave!

2007-01-26T12:45:00.000+02:00

With temperatures in Cape Town touching 48 degrees C this week, certain tragic events have unfolded.

Auto Eroctica

2007-01-24T10:20:00.000+02:00

Well, we all apply different criteria when selecting a vehicle - speed, comfort, durability, workmanship, price, status - but I do think that designer airbags may well have their place.

May work well for those of who are short, rotund, large chested, claustrophobic etc.

Have your airbags designed to meet your specific need. What do you think?

Afro Tourism: The Naked Truth

2007-01-22T12:38:00.000+02:00

Why I joined the Chess Club

2007-01-18T11:33:00.000+02:00

King me, King me, King me!

Grooming in Hermanus

2007-01-15T13:16:00.000+02:00

Thermodynamics for the Soul

2007-01-11T11:42:00.000+02:00

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gascools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and deathrates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the vo lume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Festive Drinking and Driving

2006-12-23T01:49:00.000+02:00

Caution: Driving home from that party can be dangerous to your health.

Take it easy, hitting potholes at high speed is bad for your hangover!!

May all your holiday wishes cum true!

2006-12-15T14:00:00.000+02:00

Every smoker needs a little encouragement to give up, but some in Glasgow received more than they expected when they registered for a drug to help them.
In a development unlikely to reduce cigarette consumption but almost certain to produce other benefits — at least for male patients — a “computer glitch” led to smokers being mistakenly prescribed Viagra instead of the anti-smoking drug Zyban

There is a chance the pharmacist would spot this, especially if it was a woman who handed in the prescription. But there would be no reason to double-check when a man handed it in."
Another GP said: "These are interesting drugs to get confused. Zyban was developed as an antidepressant and has a curious side-effect in that it reduces many patients’ urge to smoke. Viagra gives the urge to do something quite different."

Revenge of the Tooth Fairy

2006-12-12T09:53:00.000+02:00

Are you full of Christmas spirit and cheer?
Are you ready to start shopping and spend that 13th cheque?
Has it ever been your ambition to be Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?
Have you considered the Tooth Fairy as a viable alternative?

Well, it appears that the Tooth Fairy or Mouse in this case has gone virtual?
Some parent from East London has been searching the Net for the Tooth Fairy.
In an attempt to get the Tooth Fairy to pay up for their son's recently removed tooth, they have put the tooth on auction on Bid or Buy in the hope that the Tooth Fairy will take time out of his or her busy schedule and complete the transaction.

If you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of the Tooth Fairy or you consider yourself eligible for the job, please check this auction.

Plug & Play : iBOD

2006-12-07T15:17:00.000+02:00

Girls, if you've been naughty not nice, Santa may stick one of these in your stockings.

The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod.

A whole new way to plug 'n play! Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music.

Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. The combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience. OhMiBod brings personal enjoyment into the light of a new day

More than just a pleasure toy, OhMiBod harnesses the iPod movement and popularity to bring a higher level of acceptance and openness about sexuality in a fun and liberating way. Young or old, single or partnered, people from all walks of life are experiencing an amazing new way to connect and share the pleasures of orgasmic play.

...when I ordered your product I was worried it would be gimmicky... was I ever wrong. This is a "real" toy and let me tell you, it did indeed rock my world. Thanks for putting two of my favorite things together with such style and functionality.
Rebecca R. NYC

I received my "OhMiBod" as a shower gift. Love it!!! I am ordering one for everyone I know this Holiday season. What a fabulous idea!!! FYI to your other users: My fiancé downloaded him talking to me onto my iPod and it works even to the sound of his voice!!!!! Makes my traveling a lot less painful!!!
J.N. San Francisco

My partner and I bought a splitter so we could enjoy your product during foreplay. We can't listen to the radio any more without imagining which songs would work best...
C.G. and T.G Provincetown, Ma.

Christmas Carols need never be the same again!

Getting this for my desk

2006-12-06T22:30:00.000+02:00

No dumping of work shit, that you can't or won't do or are to stupid to do, on my desk.

If you have any doubt, I refer you to Andre 'The Dump Fucker'.

I've used up my shit ration for 2006, so we you don't wanna do it,

use the document to wipe your ass and just flush it.

Too tired to blog much!

2006-12-04T13:11:00.000+02:00

Tank you for crawling the yelpdisk!

2006-11-30T12:58:00.000+02:00

Getting Bombed!!

2006-11-27T09:51:00.000+02:00

I just spotted this article in the morning news

'Rape cocktail' warning issued By Christina Gallagher

Partying young women may be as much at risk from drinking alcohol and caffeinated energy drink cocktails as they are from "date rape" drugs. Women across the country are claiming they have consumed caffeinated energy drinks mixed with alcohol and are finding themselves in strangers' beds - and they don't remember how they got there.

Dr Graham Hutton, director of trauma units in four provincial hospitals in Gauteng, said he has noticed an increase in the number of women coming to the hospitals who are waking up disoriented after consuming as many as seven energy-drink cocktails

Hutton said the mixture of caffeinated energy drinks with vodka or Jugermeister were overstimulating to the body. He added that an estimated 20 percent of people who consume this mixture would, in his opinion, act aggressively, flirtatiously or out of character.

So would you believe that Jagerbombs are apparently a Date Rape drug - WTF??
Judging by the way a few of my friends and acquiantences consume these Jagerbombs and Absolute Bulls, I swear these guys are making a concerted attempt at raping themselves.
(stop smiling, like you haven't done this - often)

In other news, Peas has finally given her Uncertain Someone Boyfriend a blog name. He is apparently to be called Smoking Legs.

Peas, was that Smoking Legs or Smoking Leg??

Dinner is served

2006-11-24T15:07:00.000+02:00

I got tagged by Champs with the task of hosting a formal dinner at some top of a chimney stack restaurant that only seats 1 table of 10.
These are my dinner guests and the nomitated waiter and waitress are hereby tagged as well.

Guest list

Trevor Manual Minister of Finance
Madeleine Albright Ex-US Secretary of State
Lawrence Fishburne Actor
Chelsea Handler Comedian
Tom Clancy Author
Sarah Jessica Parker Actress
David Coulthard F1 Racing Driver
Alanis Morissette Singer / Song Writer
Gordon Sumner Singer / Song Writer
Nigella Lawson Chef / Author / Journalist

Staff

Waiteress Kate
Waiter Other Duke

PS. I cheated a bit with the staff. As the venue is in London, I've determined that Kate is already there and OD is heading there on his own steam, so I don't have to pay for anyones travel. Now that's called being cheap

If your don't know who any of the people are Google it or buy a TV and watch the news.

I will get Harry to post his list as soon as I see him. I think he's off at the Golf Course diving golf balls out of the water hazard.

T-Shirts I gotta buy

2006-11-21T18:26:00.000+02:00

Chocolate Cake Anyone?

2006-11-20T09:48:00.000+02:00

Ok, who's licking their lips?

And who's having their lips licked?

Mother of the Year

2006-11-16T17:20:00.000+02:00

Something for the ladies to look foward to as they age

Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day. And with suggestions that it could be deadly, the women hardly know whether they're coming or going, according to Shukan Post (11/24).

"If a guy simply taps me on the shoulder, I just swoon. Even when I go to the toilet, my body reacts. I'm a little bit scared of myself," one woman sufferer tells Shukan Post.

Another adds: "When I got on the train one day, I could feel blood gushing toward a certain part of my body and it felt so good I almost let out a moan. It was sheer murder when everybody got pushed into the carriage."

Yet another woman has her say.

"Even the vibration of my mobile phone is enough to set me off," she says. "My friend said there's something called Iku Iku byo (Cum Cum Disease). I guess I've got that."

What may be afflicting these women, the best-selling weekly says, is an ailment called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS).

PSAS has been described as an affliction that brings about orgasm through the slightest of jolts regardless of whether they're aroused, or even thinking about sex. What's more, orgasms experienced by PSAS sufferers are not just momentary phenomena, instead affecting women over anywhere from a few days to a week, with one reported case seeing 300 orgasms in a single day.

Awareness in Japan of PSAS -- which was first documented by Dr. Sandra Leiblum in the United States five years ago -- is growing, especially in the blogsphere, where it is being called Iku Iku byo.

Hideo Yamanaka, a doctor at the Toranomon Hibiya Clinic in Tokyo says the disease can be debilitating.

"For women to orgasm, they need to have some sort of sexual stimulation. There are nerves around the female genitals which react to sexual stimulation. The body gradually builds up to a crescendo, that ascends to a climax," the doctor tells Shukan Post. "However, with this disease, women are mysteriously reaching climax without any external sexual stimulation at all. One possible cause that I can think of is an irregularity in the sensory nerves."

PSAS discover Leiblum says that the disease has a tendency to strike post-menopausal women in their 40s and 50s or those who've undergone hormonal treatment. But she adds that there have also been cases reported among women in their 30s, stressing that too little is known about the syndrome to pinpoint anything and adds that the nature of the ailment means that many sufferers may be too ashamed to report it.

PSAS numbers in the U.S. are high enough for support groups to have popped up, suggesting it won't be too long before Japan sees the same.

"Awareness levels are still too low," Jeannie Allen, the head of PSAS Support, tells Shukan Post. "I think there's a strong possibility that there are Japanese patients."

Manga artist Akira Narita, who says he has slept with over 1,000 different women, says he has come across some he believes may have had PSAS.

"There must have been about 15 who came without me doing a thing. We'd only need to stare in each other's eyes and they'd start wiggling about, gripping tightly onto whatever was around them and their bodies would start to shake. There were others who'd orgasm repeatedly just because I'd stroked their hands," the self-professed sexpert says. "I'd always thought of these women as types who got off in their minds, but I think perhaps they may have had PSAS."

PSAS is not sex addiction and, considering the constant orgasms can be draining, can often be a painful and demeaning experience. Many sufferers are driven to the verge of suicide, prompting medical experts to recommend anybody who suspects they have the ailment to seek a doctor's advice immediately.

"Anybody who has the slightest suspicion," physician Yamanaka tells Shukan Post, "should get to a gynecologist or neurologist straight away." (By Ryann Connell)

November 16, 2006

Bridging the Divide.

2006-11-15T12:56:00.000+02:00

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams & Elton John were walking over a bridge. Kylie trips, and gets her head jammed between the railings. With a couple of sideways glances, Robbie pulls down her knickers and shags her senseless.

He stands back. "Your turn," he tells Elton. But Elton starts crying.

"What's up?" asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, "My head won't fit between the railings!

Lip Service

2006-11-14T09:48:00.000+02:00

Where dat bitch at?

2006-11-09T17:53:00.000+02:00

Political Song & Dance

2006-11-08T11:49:00.000+02:00