The Big Wheel

Friday, March 30, 2007

Ode to a Wheelclamp

'I did not look, I did not care, I though I'd just park anywhere.
Surely you don't need such a large bay to park a wheelchair?
While you park your wheelchair here, how do you get around?Do you carry a spare chair?
Or do you walk around meaning your not really disabled?'

All frustrating thoughts as I angrily stomped forth looking for the hostage-taker who had shackled my vehicle. Ransom or extortion, you choose, but pay it I must..damn

Note to self: print copy of disabled sticker for vehicle - Disability 'Signally Challenged'

Meaning: I didn't see your bladdy sign!

7 Comments:

  • You parked in a disabled parking?!
    Tsk-tsk...

    By Blogger Louisa, at 1/4/07 00:27  

  • Revo I do it all the time... You just gotta fake one hell of a limp when exiting the vehicle and make sure everyone sees you. They won't check.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/4/07 18:33  

  • Man - there's a special area in hell reserved just for people like you. Shame bru.

    My advice - Get one of those fake wheelclamp things. This is only if you're a serial handicapped parker though.

    By Blogger ChewTheCud, at 2/4/07 10:28  

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