Bridging the Divide.
Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams & Elton John were walking over a bridge. Kylie trips, and gets her head jammed between the railings. With a couple of sideways glances, Robbie pulls down her knickers and shags her senseless.
He stands back. "Your turn," he tells Elton. But Elton starts crying.
"What's up?" asks Robbie.
Elton sobs, "My head won't fit between the railings!
He stands back. "Your turn," he tells Elton. But Elton starts crying.
"What's up?" asks Robbie.
Elton sobs, "My head won't fit between the railings!
8 Comments:
haha. classic!
By Dan Lurie, at 15/11/06 14:51
one of it's many iterations yes. ;P
By Anonymous, at 15/11/06 15:13
Which head?
By Champagne Heathen, at 15/11/06 17:03
Reminds me of the one with the "okay, but please don't hit my head too hard" punch line.
By Anonymous, at 16/11/06 07:44
Champs - which ever one makes you..umm...happy
Anon - fuckoff
Kyk - your version sounds a bit more scary
By Revolving Credit, at 16/11/06 09:36
Bugger! :)
By Peas on Toast, at 16/11/06 14:30
Yip, Peas, thats what Elton was seeking, a bit of buggery
By Revolving Credit, at 16/11/06 15:32
Your anon is spam Rev.
And LOL. Good joke.
By Anonymous, at 17/11/06 06:07
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