The Big Wheel

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Hot off the Press (So pas gedruk)

For those of you who think that you have problems with either the men or women in you lives. Just know that someone else may have it worse.
I know you may be getting a bit desperate for a bit of action - so the flatmate, the bestfriends druggy sibling, Won-Long at the laundry or the cleaning lady at Quick Spar may even start to appeal to you - there are certain lines that should not be crossed

(Sister Mary Champs - was this you??)

posted by Revolving Credit at 12:42 PM

10 Comments:

  • I saw this - hysterical!!!

    Show's the standards of journalism in the country have much to be desired too! ;)

    By Blogger Peas on Toast, at 11/7/06 14:29  

  • Well, did he or didn't he??

    By Blogger Revolving Credit, at 11/7/06 14:39  

  • My farmer father has a t-shirt that says "die beste pomp in die dorp"...so maybe this man is saying he didn't try to resuscitate his sister or that he didn't help her express milk for her child or that he didn't "pump her for information"....

    Just a thought.....

    By Blogger Dolce, at 11/7/06 15:54  

  • No I don't, I think Suavy does though and there are enough peeps like him who are willing to share!

    By Blogger Revolving Credit, at 12/7/06 13:28  

  • That'll be 5 Hail Mary's for you, my boy, for making such claims about a woman of the cloth!

    And 100 Hail Marys for me, as I think I just had the hours of Saturday 3.15am to 5.30am explained to me with this! (Thank God...fuck...I mean...Goodness...all my brothers live on other continents!)

    Bless you and all that other 'stuff', Sister Mary Champs.

    (I only ever knew 1 guy who used the word 'pomp' to mean sex. A twisted darling guy from Parow!)

    By Blogger Champagne Heathen, at 12/7/06 13:44  

  • Ja Sista, they smaaks to pomp each other stukkend theres in Parow by da sea.

    By Blogger Revolving Credit, at 12/7/06 14:45  

  • I'm going to guess that he did.

    Just a wild stab in the dark.

    By Blogger Peas on Toast, at 13/7/06 11:35  

  • Wild stabbing in the dark...you could call it that.

    By Blogger Revolving Credit, at 13/7/06 12:33  

  • Ha ha, quite an original headline indeed. I would expect to see this in boksburg... lol!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 26/7/06 08:23  

  • Enjoyed a lot! » » »

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/3/07 11:51  

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