Festive Drinking and Driving

Caution: Driving home from that party can be dangerous to your health.

Take it easy, hitting potholes at high speed is bad for your hangover!!

May all your holiday wishes cum true!

Every smoker needs a little encouragement to give up, but some in Glasgow received more than they expected when they registered for a drug to help them.
In a development unlikely to reduce cigarette consumption but almost certain to produce other benefits — at least for male patients — a “computer glitch” led to smokers being mistakenly prescribed Viagra instead of the anti-smoking drug Zyban

There is a chance the pharmacist would spot this, especially if it was a woman who handed in the prescription. But there would be no reason to double-check when a man handed it in."
Another GP said: "These are interesting drugs to get confused. Zyban was developed as an antidepressant and has a curious side-effect in that it reduces many patients’ urge to smoke. Viagra gives the urge to do something quite different."

Revenge of the Tooth Fairy

Are you full of Christmas spirit and cheer?
Are you ready to start shopping and spend that 13th cheque?
Has it ever been your ambition to be Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?
Have you considered the Tooth Fairy as a viable alternative?

Well, it appears that the Tooth Fairy or Mouse in this case has gone virtual?
Some parent from East London has been searching the Net for the Tooth Fairy.
In an attempt to get the Tooth Fairy to pay up for their son's recently removed tooth, they have put the tooth on auction on Bid or Buy in the hope that the Tooth Fairy will take time out of his or her busy schedule and complete the transaction.

If you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of the Tooth Fairy or you consider yourself eligible for the job, please check this auction.

Plug & Play : iBOD

Girls, if you've been naughty not nice, Santa may stick one of these in your stockings.

The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod.

A whole new way to plug 'n play! Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music.

Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. The combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience. OhMiBod brings personal enjoyment into the light of a new day

More than just a pleasure toy, OhMiBod harnesses the iPod movement and popularity to bring a higher level of acceptance and openness about sexuality in a fun and liberating way. Young or old, single or partnered, people from all walks of life are experiencing an amazing new way to connect and share the pleasures of orgasmic play.

...when I ordered your product I was worried it would be gimmicky... was I ever wrong. This is a "real" toy and let me tell you, it did indeed rock my world. Thanks for putting two of my favorite things together with such style and functionality.
Rebecca R. NYC

I received my "OhMiBod" as a shower gift. Love it!!! I am ordering one for everyone I know this Holiday season. What a fabulous idea!!! FYI to your other users: My fiancé downloaded him talking to me onto my iPod and it works even to the sound of his voice!!!!! Makes my traveling a lot less painful!!!
J.N. San Francisco

My partner and I bought a splitter so we could enjoy your product during foreplay. We can't listen to the radio any more without imagining which songs would work best...
C.G. and T.G Provincetown, Ma.

Christmas Carols need never be the same again!

Getting this for my desk

No dumping of work shit, that you can't or won't do or are to stupid to do, on my desk.

If you have any doubt, I refer you to Andre 'The Dump Fucker'.

I've used up my shit ration for 2006, so we you don't wanna do it,

use the document to wipe your ass and just flush it.

Too tired to blog much!