Kids books that didn't make it!

I received a mail containing these images. I wonder how scarred our childhoods would have been if these were the bedtime stories we were read. Shit, maybe this is what was read to me as a kid..it would probably explain a lot.

Well it's that time of the month again...almost friday, almost payday..you can do it!
I'm doing considerably well in light of the fact that I worked until 6:00am this morning, slept 'til 8:30am and back in the office just after 9:00am.

You should try writing a business proposal document while intermingling it with funny, crass & some downright rude blog comments. Inevitably the language , grammar and spelling barriers between the literary exercises is slowly eroded.

Was interesting to spot the reference I made to 'okes' in the biz doc.
Ah, well. Live and learn ...and probably do your homework straight after school so you have time to go out and play.

Must be tired though 'cause I was supposed to organise about 12 cases of red wine by 17:00 today, 'cause I could get the 'export' stuff @ R12 a bottle. Only remembered about the wine while writing this post..shit! Ya snooze, ya lose.. fuck what a LOSER...R12.....oh well,let me retire to my abode for some leftovers and dooswyn....

Now for something completely different.

Another great African forecast for the day - cold, wet, generally miserable with the 60% chance of power cuts. Mondays tends to do that.

Well rather Mondays than Fridays I suppose. If your week is going to have a shitty part it might as well be right at the start - just get it over with.

I got sent a rather addictive games today, kinda qualifys as indoor sports cause the only sport you're going to be partaking in today is a cross between 100m freestyle and Olympic figureskating on the highways.

Give it a try : http://www.wests.de/games/Stick-Cricket.swf

Great thing is you get bash it with a bat again & again & again.........

In other news it appears that 1Time (www.1time.aero) have launched their new special.
Yes , thats right, fly to Bloem for only R99. Booking on 22 May 'tween 12h00 & 17h00???



I know some people who would need that time just to figure out where Bloem is...are well, I'm sure there are lots of people wanting to fly there.... both of them!

But hey, if your in the mood and have some spare time on your hands or want to take an extended lunch, take a flight to Bloem and back quickly.

At least they climb above the cloud cover. So for R198 you can leave the gloomy weathered in city behind and remind yourself of what the Sun really looks like.

Shit, I'm slowly convincing myself to fly to Bloem...now that is crazy shit!!!!

Condolences to Peas

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