Jelly Oohh Babies!!

The Abominable Ostendo

How do you know when Daedalus has visited?

Double Trouble!!

This is for Peas who focusing on multi-themed posts.

..and this one is for Champs and Jam. Look girls! Puppies!!

The Off-Side Rule

Sexual Hair-rasment

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to lodge a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,

"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith ............, the dwarf."

Normal is a matter of perspective!

Strategic Withdrawal

Updated!!
Bush’s Approval Rating Lower than Getting Kicked in the Balls
A recent CBS poll has President Bush’s comprehensive approval rating at 28%. He is just 4 points away from former President Nixon’s all time low of 24% and we have faith he can take that crook’s record.

To put this in context, a list of other things with a 28% approval rating included Kelly Osbourne, a wall on the Mexican border, and cottage cheese.

Things with a higher approval rating include Kevin Federline (45%), stepping in dog poo (35%), and getting kicked in the balls (41%).

Pubic Service Announcement