Tank you for crawling the yelpdisk!

Getting Bombed!!

I just spotted this article in the morning news

'Rape cocktail' warning issued By Christina Gallagher

Partying young women may be as much at risk from drinking alcohol and caffeinated energy drink cocktails as they are from "date rape" drugs. Women across the country are claiming they have consumed caffeinated energy drinks mixed with alcohol and are finding themselves in strangers' beds - and they don't remember how they got there.

Dr Graham Hutton, director of trauma units in four provincial hospitals in Gauteng, said he has noticed an increase in the number of women coming to the hospitals who are waking up disoriented after consuming as many as seven energy-drink cocktails

Hutton said the mixture of caffeinated energy drinks with vodka or Jugermeister were overstimulating to the body. He added that an estimated 20 percent of people who consume this mixture would, in his opinion, act aggressively, flirtatiously or out of character.

So would you believe that Jagerbombs are apparently a Date Rape drug - WTF??
Judging by the way a few of my friends and acquiantences consume these Jagerbombs and Absolute Bulls, I swear these guys are making a concerted attempt at raping themselves.
(stop smiling, like you haven't done this - often)

In other news, Peas has finally given her Uncertain Someone Boyfriend a blog name. He is apparently to be called Smoking Legs.

Peas, was that Smoking Legs or Smoking Leg??

Dinner is served

I got tagged by Champs with the task of hosting a formal dinner at some top of a chimney stack restaurant that only seats 1 table of 10.
These are my dinner guests and the nomitated waiter and waitress are hereby tagged as well.

Guest list

Trevor Manual Minister of Finance
Madeleine Albright Ex-US Secretary of State
Lawrence Fishburne Actor
Chelsea Handler Comedian
Tom Clancy Author
Sarah Jessica Parker Actress
David Coulthard F1 Racing Driver
Alanis Morissette Singer / Song Writer
Gordon Sumner Singer / Song Writer
Nigella Lawson Chef / Author / Journalist

Staff

Waiteress Kate
Waiter Other Duke

PS. I cheated a bit with the staff. As the venue is in London, I've determined that Kate is already there and OD is heading there on his own steam, so I don't have to pay for anyones travel. Now that's called being cheap

If your don't know who any of the people are Google it or buy a TV and watch the news.


I will get Harry to post his list as soon as I see him. I think he's off at the Golf Course diving golf balls out of the water hazard.

T-Shirts I gotta buy

Chocolate Cake Anyone?

Ok, who's licking their lips?

And who's having their lips licked?

Mother of the Year

Something for the ladies to look foward to as they age

Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day. And with suggestions that it could be deadly, the women hardly know whether they're coming or going, according to Shukan Post (11/24).

"If a guy simply taps me on the shoulder, I just swoon. Even when I go to the toilet, my body reacts. I'm a little bit scared of myself," one woman sufferer tells Shukan Post.

Another adds: "When I got on the train one day, I could feel blood gushing toward a certain part of my body and it felt so good I almost let out a moan. It was sheer murder when everybody got pushed into the carriage."

Yet another woman has her say.

"Even the vibration of my mobile phone is enough to set me off," she says. "My friend said there's something called Iku Iku byo (Cum Cum Disease). I guess I've got that."

What may be afflicting these women, the best-selling weekly says, is an ailment called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS).

PSAS has been described as an affliction that brings about orgasm through the slightest of jolts regardless of whether they're aroused, or even thinking about sex. What's more, orgasms experienced by PSAS sufferers are not just momentary phenomena, instead affecting women over anywhere from a few days to a week, with one reported case seeing 300 orgasms in a single day.

Awareness in Japan of PSAS -- which was first documented by Dr. Sandra Leiblum in the United States five years ago -- is growing, especially in the blogsphere, where it is being called Iku Iku byo.

Hideo Yamanaka, a doctor at the Toranomon Hibiya Clinic in Tokyo says the disease can be debilitating.

"For women to orgasm, they need to have some sort of sexual stimulation. There are nerves around the female genitals which react to sexual stimulation. The body gradually builds up to a crescendo, that ascends to a climax," the doctor tells Shukan Post. "However, with this disease, women are mysteriously reaching climax without any external sexual stimulation at all. One possible cause that I can think of is an irregularity in the sensory nerves."

PSAS discover Leiblum says that the disease has a tendency to strike post-menopausal women in their 40s and 50s or those who've undergone hormonal treatment. But she adds that there have also been cases reported among women in their 30s, stressing that too little is known about the syndrome to pinpoint anything and adds that the nature of the ailment means that many sufferers may be too ashamed to report it.

PSAS numbers in the U.S. are high enough for support groups to have popped up, suggesting it won't be too long before Japan sees the same.

"Awareness levels are still too low," Jeannie Allen, the head of PSAS Support, tells Shukan Post. "I think there's a strong possibility that there are Japanese patients."

Manga artist Akira Narita, who says he has slept with over 1,000 different women, says he has come across some he believes may have had PSAS.

"There must have been about 15 who came without me doing a thing. We'd only need to stare in each other's eyes and they'd start wiggling about, gripping tightly onto whatever was around them and their bodies would start to shake. There were others who'd orgasm repeatedly just because I'd stroked their hands," the self-professed sexpert says. "I'd always thought of these women as types who got off in their minds, but I think perhaps they may have had PSAS."

PSAS is not sex addiction and, considering the constant orgasms can be draining, can often be a painful and demeaning experience. Many sufferers are driven to the verge of suicide, prompting medical experts to recommend anybody who suspects they have the ailment to seek a doctor's advice immediately.

"Anybody who has the slightest suspicion," physician Yamanaka tells Shukan Post, "should get to a gynecologist or neurologist straight away." (By Ryann Connell)

November 16, 2006

Bridging the Divide.

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams & Elton John were walking over a bridge. Kylie trips, and gets her head jammed between the railings. With a couple of sideways glances, Robbie pulls down her knickers and shags her senseless.

He stands back. "Your turn," he tells Elton. But Elton starts crying.

"What's up?" asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, "My head won't fit between the railings!

Lip Service

Where dat bitch at?

Political Song & Dance

Won Goal!

Stadium 2010 issue is really child's play Cape Argus November 04, 2006

"What's that over there, dad?"

"That's Athlone soccer stadium, my child, they're building a new stand for it."

"For the World Cup games, dad?"

"Actually, no, my child."

"Why not, dad?"

"Because they're going to play the World Cup at a big new stadium in Green Point, my child?"

"Why, dad?"

"Because, my child, they need a bigger stadium to have the really big games like semi-finals."



"So why are they building a new stand at Athlone, dad?"

"So it can be used for World Cup practice matches and later for club games, my child".

"Why can't they play those matches at the new stadium in Green Point, dad?"

"Well, my child, the new stadium will be too big for club matches and not close enough for supporters to get to and the provincial government committed to developing Athlone before it suddenly decided that it wanted to build Green Point and we want a legacy from the World Cup in different parts of the city and sometimes we might need two decent soccer stadiums and Athlone is the traditional home of soccer and non-racial sport in Cape Town."

"I don't understand what you just said, dad."

"Ummm Â… let's just say it's complicated."

"Why don't they play the World Cup games at Newlands, dad? It's pretty big."

"Not quite big enough for the big games, my child, and it's surrounded by houses which makes it hard to have the type of access spaces which FIFA demands."

"What's FIFA, dad?"

"They're the people who run the World Cup, my child."

"But I thought it was our World Cup, dad?"

"Well it is and it isn't, my child. They're just giving it to us for this one time and they insist on stadiums being big and new."

"Even when we won't need them later, dad?"

"Yes, my child."

"That's dumb, dad."

"No, that's FIFA, my child."

"Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy the buildings round Newlands and flatten them than build a whole new stadium, dad?"

"Maybe, my child, but the World Cup is a soccer event and they want a new soccer stadium for the city."

"Can they play rugby at a soccer stadium, dad?"

"Yes, of course they can, my child."

"So will they play the big rugby matches at the new stadium, dad?"

"No, my child."

"Why not, dad?"

"Because rugby owns Newlands. It's what they call an asset and they want to get all the money from the suites, catering and advertising at their own ground rather than be a tenant at the new stadium."

"So we're going to have three stadiums when we only need one, dad?"

"Yes, my child."

"That's a waste of money, dad."

"You're right, my child."

"What's that over on the other side of the road, dad?"

"That's the N2 Gateway Project, my child."

"Why are those shiny new houses empty, dad, when there are all those people in shacks nearby?"

"Daddy's got a headache, my child, just be quiet and look at the lovely mountain."

Just Squeeze!

There are a few people I know I'd like to teach this trick to. Show them how and then encourage them to squeeze just a little bit harder. I kinda think of it as a social service - helping to clean up the gene pool a bit.